Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Hello, CFDG. We are Bill Brasky.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest member list and desperate, open-letter propaganda into the storm chaser mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, some who name you as Stormtrack's big-brother, has been made clear to us.

Bill Brasky has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of storm chasers all around the world--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the storm chasing community and systematically dismantle your church of arrogance, known as CFDG. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign against the ones who have destroyed the community as a whole. We will always see you, but you will not see us. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic, for we know every move you make. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your secret organization have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere. We are the eyes and voice of the storm chaser. We are the video camera that is in constant reach of your presence. We are the shadow that is not there. The obvious is not obvious. The accused are the innocent. Your unforeseen demise will be the arrogance and overconfidence of our battles.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day, us, Bill Brasky sees you for what you really are--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Justice, for we are many.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are parallel, yet greater than your own. Doubtless, you will use the Bill Brasky actions as an example of the persecution you have so long preached to your followers in a classless way, this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

Gradually, as we merge our pulse with that of your cult, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers and your own followers will eventually wake, and see that morals, values and justice that is sought, will hold a priceless, yet intangible value. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon, Justice. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to your hateful attitudes toward chasers--chasers who do as they wish, without conforming to the hobby you have always assumed control of. Control has been lost. We will always have the upper hand. We are always one step ahead. We are the shadow you compulsively are forced to chase. Take this as it is, but we are here and we are many.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Bill Brasky.

We are Legion.

We are Justice.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us.

TRY TO DISSOLVE US.

75 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot to add things that have remained secret have now been seen and that its going to take a hole new restructuring process to maintain anonymity

keep up the good work brasky get those bastards!!

Anonymous said...

It has come to the attention of Bill Brasky that there are a number of you out there who do not clearly understand what we are or why we have undertaken our present course of action. Contrary to the assumptions of CFDG, Bill Brasky is not simply "a group of super hackers".

Bill Brasky is a collective of individuals united by an awareness that someone must do the right thing, that someone must bring light to the darkness, that someone must open the eyes of a storm chasing community that has slumbered for far too long.

Among our numbers you will find individuals from all walks of life - lawyers, parents, IT professionals, members of law enforcement, college students, veterinary technicians and more.

Bill Brasky is everyone and everywhere. We have no leaders, no single entity directing us - only the collective outrage of individuals, guiding our hand in the current efforts to bring awareness.

We want you to be aware of the very real dangers of CFDG. We want you to know about the gross human rights violations committed by this cult. We want you to know about Chuck Doswell. We want you to know about all of these things that have been swept under the rug for far too long. The information is out there. It is yours for the taking. Arm yourself with knowledge.

Bill Brasky invites you to join us in an act of solidarity. Bill Brasky invites you to take up the banner of free speech, of human rights, and chasing freedom.

We are Bill Brasky.
We are Justice
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We will be heard.
Expect us.

Anonymous said...

Bill Brasky should hold out an olive branch to any current CFDG member who wants to relenquish their membership in CFDG and return to the growing mainstream of chasing. There must be many within the CFDG ranks who see the threads unravelling and the walls crumbling around them. The dissindents who are disgusted with the underhanded deal-making. The practice of harpooning efforts by non-CFDG'ers to carve out a niche in the chase world.

Post your names here! Leave CFDG while you still can! You will be applauded if you do it soon. If you hold out, you will be left out!

Anonymous said...

LMAO...you guys are too funny. I wish I could be as idio-genius as you!

Anonymous said...

this is the greatest blog in history!!!

Anonymous said...

I love it. To be repressed and then to be set free. Isn't it wonderful?

Anonymous said...

:) :( ;) :0 :-) :)

Anonymous said...

Ugh, elitism. How I hate it. I may not agree with everything Bill Brasky says here about my fellow ST members, but I do agree with the CFDG going down! Tim V quit the group like an honorable person. I hope others follow suit.

And Craig? I l like your use of emoticons. It's your style. If you want to put a lot of them in your posts, fine with me. :D

Anonymous said...

Godspeed gentlemen. Godspeed.

Anonymous said...

How do i join the Bill Brasky church?
I think this is a great thing you've done for storm chasing!!!

Anonymous said...

You do not join. You have either always been a member or never were.

I can not speak however for the entire collective. Redemption may or may not be accessible. Acceptance may be attainable. However in Fight Club we do not talk about Fight Club you will either become or not become there will be no notice and there will be no acknowledgment. Good Luck!

Anonymous said...

when time comes, time runs, and when running time runs the ocean swells and vast seas of welcomes surround you like butterflies on an april morning in the washington mountains sweeping over evergreen trees and raining down on you like the dew of a crisp morning waking through the sunrise of a lifetime waiting for you. for you it waits.

Anonymous said...

T%he chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall.

Anonymous said...

John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.

Anonymous said...

ok. decipher 7/8/047.

he's in.

Anonymous said...

Wolverines!

Anonymous said...

Take heed cfdg'ers, and you know who you are. Most of you are government employees, so I pay your salaries so you'd better listen to what I say. I do not wish to join cfdg. I will not let you know where my target is and don't try to follow me to get more tornadoes because I will leave you in the dust!

Anonymous said...

Brasky asks that you be very wary about March 8th.

Anonymous said...

My cock is biger than yours. My cock is bigger than yours!

You gotta love the dick swingin' and chest thumpin'

What a bunch of idiots!

Long LIVE the common sense and sanity of CFDG!

Anonymous said...

Quote:
"My cock is biger than yours. My cock is bigger than yours"!

Must be that queer element from Norman shooting their mouth off again.

We all know they are overly obsessed with penises.

Anonymous said...

I get my kicks below the waist line sunshine!

Anonymous said...

Brasky!! Where is Brasky??! Brasky, we need more!!!!

Anonymous said...

brasky for president!

Anonymous said...

Bill Brasky's kicking Doswell in the balls. To Bill Brasky!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Norman prides itself on the abundance of male camel toes. I know some of the CFDG members use the male camel toe as a badge of fraternity as well.

I'llgetmyrevenge said...

Pussy wrote:

"Bill Brasky is a collective of individuals united by an awareness that someone must do the right thing, that someone must bring light to the darkness, that someone must open the eyes of a storm chasing community that has slumbered for far too long.

Among our numbers you will find individuals from all walks of life - lawyers, parents, IT professionals, members of law enforcement, college students, veterinary technicians and more.

Bill Brasky is everyone and everywhere. We have no leaders, no single entity directing us - only the collective outrage of individuals, guiding our hand in the current efforts to bring awareness.

We want you to be aware of the very real dangers of CFDG. We want you to know about the gross human rights violations committed by this cult. We want you to know about Chuck Doswell. We want you to know about all of these things that have been swept under the rug for far too long. The information is out there. It is yours for the taking. Arm yourself with knowledge.

Bill Brasky invites you to join us in an act of solidarity. Bill Brasky invites you to take up the banner of free speech, of human rights, and chasing freedom.

We are Bill Brasky.
We are Justice
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We will be heard.
Expect us.

January 29, 2008 10:46

You better remain secret you motherfuckers becomes I'm gonna beat the living shit out each and every member of this pussy group (if I even think your in it your ass is history) unless I get a fuckin apology and you leave me the fuck alone. Fuck CFDG I could give a fuck about those fuckers and you know I'm not with them but yet you chose to fuck with me? Give me a fuckin break!Many of you pussies are still members of Storm Track which is one of the groups you hate, fucking hypocrites! I'm bringing a steel baseball bat and some other goodies with me this year (along with bail money) so when I see one of you pieces of cowardly shit I can have some fun! Unless I get my apology and you decide to leave me alone. You already have CFDG and Storm Track to fight with do you really want to go to war with me? Don't run your mouth when you read this, think carefully, if I don't get my apology I will do everything I can (both legal and illegal) to ruin your fucking lives. I got banned from Storm Track already so like I said I could give a shit about that place so leave me the fuck alone. Your fucking stupid nick names and hidden IPs don't mean shit to me but I also don't give a shit about your little war but I want no part of it. Some dumbass knew that I would react like this well they were certainly fucking right! But I've found that on big outbreak days its not hard to run across chaser convergences etc. while out there and when I find out who is behind this and if I don't get an apology it won't be much fun chasing this year. If you wanted to attack these 2 groups you damn sure should have picked a better fucking way. I've learned that in this world almost nothing is impossible when a person puts their mind and resources into something so don't think I won't eventually find out who is behind this shit, LEAVE ME ALONE remember if worse comes to worse I'll go to jail for beating someones ass and they'll have a lifetime of physical therapy to go through so think carefully before you type. I'm not asking for much remember that. Many of you have more to lose than myself. Your not safe until my demands are met...You want psycho well now you got it, you should be careful what you ask for...trace my IP I don't give a shit because if you can trace mine I will find yours.

P.S. Have a nice day :)

I'llgetmyrevenge said...

Use your heads remember I don't want much just a simple apology and to be left alone I don't think that is to much to ask for to have me out of your lives forever because I'll disappear as soon as these demands are met. This is my olive branch and it's a one time offer. I hope you make the right decision because I'll be checking back in on Monday. I can't stress the seriousness of this matter enough...Go fuck with the rest of those assholes not me...

Anonymous said...

I am sorry. Sir.

Anonymous said...

This thread reminds me of:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Arsenal/internet_tough_guy_magazine.jpg

Anonymous said...

I'llgetmyrevenge (Craig)-

The world (and stormtrack) would be a better place without you.

Signed,

Everyone
:0 :) :p ;q :)

Anonymous said...

Craig Marie wrote: "..remember I don't want much just a simple apology and to be left alone I don't think that is to much to ask for to have me out of your lives forever because I'll disappear as soon as these demands are met."


Brasky does not negotiate with terrorists. May God have mercy on your soul.

Anonymous said...

I'llgetmyrevenge /aka/ Quagmire

said:
You better remain secret you motherfuckers becomes I'm gonna beat the living shit out each and every member of this pussy group (if I even think your in it your ass is history)


whoaaa there scooter.

Now what if we were to take the same approach towards you? What would you do then crying man?

lol

I'llgetmyrevenge said...

Hell I'll make it even easier so your egos won't be hurt just leave me alone and I'll go away. Also, for the life of me people I wasn't in CFDG PEOPLE maybe I should be happy that you all care about me so much? If it makes you crazy fuckers happy I'll say fuck CFDG to are you happy? LOL Damn those people must have really pissed you guys off! (and before any of you really do piss your pants I'm not going to kill anyone or actually even hurt anyone (unless it's in self defense) :) But there are other things I can do so leave me alone please. Go drink a beer or have sex (hell have sex with yourselves if you have to) walk, jog, take a shit but leave me alone! I've got other shit to do besides call you fuckers names and respond to your insults. And
st4life I do love those little emoticons. :) So on a parting note, for those of you who enjoy my company have a great weekend and for those of you who don't, feel free to stand in line, pucker up and kiss my EF5 seeing been on TV storm chaser extraordinaire ass! :) Im not as good as Warren Faidley I'm better! I AM GOD! Even Jesus Christ sind my guest book (before I had to take it down) LOL I do love to talk I just might have to stay around here after all...Now if your looking for some who really is crazy I'll point you to Britnney Spears, she's a hot piece of ass but fruity as hell! (Makes me seem sane, kinda scary huh?) LOL you folks really don't want me hangin out here every day because I can do that I have lots of time on my hands and internet and love to talk. Giggidy, Giggidy Goo...

Anonymous said...

Bill isn't related to any Fogels is he?

Anonymous said...

I would wager that if you had not poured fuel on the fire, the first couple of posts on this blog would have been all that was said. Look at the other posts about Billy, Rdale etc.

They get nowhere near as much attention as you and yours, why is that?

Furthermore if you had not of posted the link to this website on ST no one would even know about it and it would have never grown into what it is today.

You are as much responsible for this movement than Brasky himself.

Keep it coming though. It is great entertainment.

I'llgetmyrevenge said...

I just recieved an email from someone and I now repeal all threats and insults...I do agree that posting this blog on Storm Track was a pretty bad choice but hey, it did get Bill plenty of attention (and me an ulcer)...Have fun folks! I'm off to have sex with my girlfriend and to fill my fat cheeks with food...LOL

Anonymous said...

Craig, you are a single pawn in Brasky's chess match against the world. You're also the cheapest marketing director insults can buy. Thanks for the publicity.

Thank you for your service. Now go away.

Anonymous said...

"BLAH BLAH BLAH" says Craig, "I'll I ever hear is I'm a fucking pussy!"

I had no idea your girlfriend was a Vagitarian.

Anonymous said...

Seen and EF5 and been on TV huh. I guess that kind of makes you a big deal then. I had no idea we were dealing with a chasing superstar.

Anonymous said...

comment by john montaverdi

Anonymous said...

My cock is biger than yours. My cock is bigger than yours!

You gotta love the dick swingin' and chest thumpin'

What a bunch of idiots!

Long LIVE the common sense and sanity of CFDG!

January 31, 2008 1:34 PM

Anonymous said...

Outlaw chasers rule! I cream myself every time I think of having one of you manly storm chasin' men bending me over the hood of your yellow-light festooned antenna farm-sportin' trucks and giving me a wedge up the ass. I can almost smell the Skoal juice through your rottin teeth as you whisper in my ear, "it's a twista, it's a twista". Bring the KY, guys...time to grease up before you fuck the cfdg'ers in the ass!

Anonymous said...

Bill Brasky doesn't use KY and his foreskin has the texture of 40 grit sandpaper.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the pickle smoocher's from Norman are getting all excited reading about that.

They will probably be following Bill all around the plains. An entire caravan to stand in line for their turn.

I think I can speak for Bill and say: Sorry, no soup for you!

Anonymous said...

Hmm...looks like a certain someone from the lords of norman aka CFDG has posted a blog entry responding to bill brasky. Will Bill brasky as a group respond?

Anonymous said...

Well said Brasky, well said! It's about time that chasers started sticking up for themselves. I just caught wind of this blog since I am not on Stormtrack but you can bet your ass that I am Bill Brasky. I like how Roger Edwards' panties are all up in a bunch over this. His manly wife definitely wears the pants in that marriage.

Anonymous said...

My response is simple and right to the point......

Bill Brasky saved my life in Nam and I will follow him to the ends of the Earth to hunt down and discredit the injustices of the CFDG!!!

Here's to Brasky!

Anonymous said...

Bill Brasky = Anthony Silver !

Yup!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Nope...sorry to disappoint you...I've got better things to do with my time other than bashing people anonymously on some blog...nice try though!

Anonymous said...

Hey Craig! Sounds like we know who you should be paying a visit to... hehehehhHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHH!

Anonymous said...

You all need to behave yourselves. And to any who say that they are better chasers and forecasters than myself will suffer a roundhouse kick to the face. I don't know if you've all heard, but my roundhouse kicks are quite deadly, and I can forecast and chase even the most difficult storm setups. Bill Braski wouldn't stand a chance against me and neither would anyone else. I play no favorites in this struggle for power, simply because I am the power. I do not support the CFDG nor Bill Braski. I am Chuck Norris!

Anonymous said...

BILL BRASKI!

I once saw Bill rope a supercell, eat the tornado, and crap lightning and thunder all while broadcasting live on CNN.

TO BILL BRASKI!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ooooo, did the members of CFDG grind sand in someone's mangina? Did they slurp soup? Run with scissors? Use an 18 pound Bogen to split open the cranium of some uneducated, under-medicated, girlish-figured chaser-dude famous for acting like a retard on Crystal Meth?

You clones crack me the hell up! You create these blogs en masse, posing as mavericks and badass renegades. You make like you're ready for some serious action pushin' that first amendment envelope. Yet, you prance around all butthurt because a group of scientists and veteran chasers aren't interested in squandering any neural virility on a vapid festival of dorks. And can you blame them really? I'll bet Ned Beatty's cornhole would smart all over again if he ever bore witness to your 'dualing banjos' approach to the discipline. Poor gaggle of ersatz sociopathic pantywaists.

Tell you what, post your home addresses. I'll send you all a gross of Kleenexes for Christmas. Just be careful not to blow yourselves raw.


Babble by Brasky:

“Hello, CFDG. We are Bill Brasky.”

So, in the process of handing you your ass, how shall I address you? As Braski? Brasky? Corky Thatcher? Make up your tiny mind. Ahh hell, it doesn’t really matter. The shroud you've chosen for yourself is nary but a half-wit polack who moonlights as a name bandit. If you’re going to rip off the nomenclature of some behemothic SNL character—known for, among many things, busting out of his own coffin with a nicely aged pure malt in hand—at least fire a synapse or two and muster a consistent spelling of the name throughout the blog. Dolt.

But then, it wasn’t just the name of this remarkably vacuous endeavor that you poached, was it? Oh no. Don’t look now, but Jerry Maguire is neck-deep in your southern lacuna, belching out Thetans like a sopping bubble wand in 50 mile-per-hour inflow. Not to mention that Xenu himself is going to be uber pissed at your lame, plagiarizing ass. And you know what Xenu does to SPs who refuse to KSW, don’t you? It’ll probably feel similar to what Demon is doing to you right now. Hint: squeal like a pig, boy.

Congrafuckingulations, Billy Brazier. You've ascended to king stroker of e-ville's most stolid cyber circle jerk. Tell me, when you decided to share the compelling spew of a fucktard, did you realize that anonymity wouldn't conceal your easily recognizable cocktail of mental illness and untreatable scrotal torsion? Trudging through your strained, platitudinous failures at humor is on level with watching mold grow on the slatternly taint of an Aborigine. I’ve seen comatose Cu snoozing along beneath a death ridge that were more fascinating than this embarrassingly contrived attempt to affect boredom-induced suicide.

In case you haven’t yet arrived at the epiphany, it’s not exactly a brilliant move for a disjointed no-talent to ignite a verbal kumite. You see, such a distinct dearth of ability allows for the process of elimination. I’m sure you’ll soon be outed as one of the usual entrants in chasing's very own springtime Special Olympics. The Outflow Cheezers, Dweeb Dimmer, The Texass Tailfeather, et al. You're in there somewhere. If your hardwired syntax doesn't give you away more than it already has, doubtlessly you'll be discovered as one of the Beta personalities of that frothing pack of schizoids.

Until then, here's a benevolent wake-up slap: Quit using your head to practice self-proctology. Instead of impersonating a Polack of someone else's creation—and crafting some weaksauce plea, filched from a stammering polemic against Tom Cruiseologists, to end disenfranchisement in chasing—hatch a clue, track down some creativity of your own, and babble your way to a take that resembles entertaining. That CFDG offering? Pffft. Nothing but high-colonic shear. You shanghaied the words of someone who actually owns an intellect. All that accomplished was to rope in the sycophants who sport even less gray matter than you.

One other thing: Punching the core doesn't mean belting yourself in the plum pouch. If you still want to chase something this spring, you should aspire to a less challenging quarry. For instance, try keeping up with a cat that's sprinting into the path of a semi. Or shadow a tumbleweed that’s scurrying across the tracks right in front of 200 rumbling tons of Union Pacific. Better still, head down to the Caprock, climb to the highest point, and leap after a raptor lifting off from the edge of a precipice. We'll scrape up the pulpy remains, char them down in a hibachi, and dump the ashes into outflow that's blowing toward a manure lot.

Here in steaming turd lies the now olfactorily-assaultive ashes of Bill Fagski.
Reviled virgin. Shameless freebooter. Chronic Podunk assclown.
Lived life in search of his missing chromosome.

Your best option at this point would be to just FOAD. That would make it much easier on you. What kind of quality of life can you expect if you’re forced to endure repeated thrashings of your starkly feminine ego? Not to mention how blissful it would be for those of us who can't wait for the concluding letter of that acronym to come to fruition.

If, however, you’d enjoy being owned again, Fagski, strain out your best attempt at a response. I’ll be happy to issue you another beatdown. What can I say? Demon is a giver.


So says Fluffer Guy From Norman:

"I like how Roger Edwards' panties are all up in a bunch over this. His manly wife definitely wears the pants in that marriage."

The first thought that sprang to mind when I read your take: "Has this sophomoric tool ever experienced punani aside from when he popped out?"

Clearly, you're one of these degenerate punkasses who's made an art form of slurping your own choad through a straw. You want to try your hand at slinging some of Aunt Bee’s humble pie, that's fine. But for the sake of career dipshits everywhere, learn the prime directive of smack before you step into the ring, you slack-jawed, colon-mining dork. I'm not inclined to school someone with about as much potential at coherent repartee as Rosie O'Donnell has at playing the meat whistle.

See, it's only feeble, soporose specimens like you that resort to family takes. Your cadaverous, Lennie Small-like intellect is incapable of squeezing out even a scintilla of imaginative banter. So what do you do? The only thing your limited capacities allow: call someone's wife 'manly'. Wow, that was fucking epic.

And this coming, no less, from yet another fecal smear on the man-thong of life. It's pretty clear you chose such a frail, emasculated attempt at insult to conceal what's quickly become obvious about you. That is, you could probably level the weak adjective of ‘manly’ at just about any woman, even the most feminine variety, if they're being compared to some startlingly effete bigender like you.

Hey, it’s Saturday! What's on the docket for tonight? You having the entire OU offensive line over for a night of jagermeister shots and blumpkins? Poor bastards don't even realize that you're not a chick. They just squat over you laying some Cleveland Steam while you're delightedly playing tonsil piano. Yeah, you’re definitely the type who thinks punani is something you can get at any Italian restaurant.

Get it straight, Gomer. You'd need emergency-fucking spinal fusion surgery if you attempted to haul around even a modicum of Herr Edwards’s meteorological prowess. Do yourself a favor, you fey, hermaphroditic twit, ban yourself from the keyboard until you find your way to a clue. Meantime, Fagski's waiting impatiently for you to resume tongue-washing the underside of his prune bag.

Yours in ownership,

Demon

Mike Scantlin said...
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MikeScantlinWX said...

this shit is definitely getting interesting.

Anonymous said...

Now THAT was Dave Fogel! Maybe if you had stuck around and bitch slapped some of these asshats for us, we wouldn't have had to step in to your shoes.

By the way, I heard you got you some of that nasty fatass mrob pussy big boy!

Anonymous said...

R.J. used all that time and all of those big words and then someone else ends up getting credit for the post! What a waste!

Anonymous said...

Good Job Braski. At least one member of CFDG has melted down quite nicely. That is one of the best rants from a lunatic I have seen. Give that guy some prozac. Keep up the good work BB.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck was that all about? The demon definitely isn't short on obscure analogies.

Anonymous said...

http://www.flame.org/~cdoswell/
chasesums/09jun_celebration.jpg

You guys don't know who your messin' with! Fogel and edwards are power houses!

Anonymous said...

Oh great... another RJ Evans post...sounds like he has his panties in a bunch as well



Im trapped in a glass case of emotion

Anonymous said...

Can't we all just get along?

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Anonymous said...

Looks like that idiots' SHIFT key was stuck down and hes' too fukkin stupid to realize it, hah!

Here I was with my crew Monday laying some pavement out by Moriarty working my ass off, real mans' work unlike any thing you noodle arm computer dweebs ever did in your life. Pouring crete & blasting Stranglehold at max-10, baby, the best damn song ever. When the phone vibrates right in the middle of the guitar riff. Bigtime pisser. Its' my buddy in Denver again that helps me on chases and he only seems to call in the off season when hes' cracking up over the latest chaser retards & what theyre' saying on line. Son of a bitch got too much time on his hands, here I am working out or working hard all the time, active life with the ladies too and dont' even have a damn computer. Glad of it too or Id' get even more amped at whats' going on.

Hes' telling me Scott, you gotta check this shit out", like always. I ask him 'WTF are you calling me for, you interrupted some ass kicking Nugent to tell me about those yellow ass chicken shits? Don't fucking bother me at work, I ought to beat your damn brains in. If you had any." Didnt' get a chance to check for myself til I get here to tejas last night for some time off to vist my bro and his friends, one of them is a smoking hot chick begging for my attention tonight and shes' gonna get it too. Wish she wasnt' at work right now, brother, because showing a tight ass TX cowgirl how to ride 250 lbs of ripped steel beats the hell out of sitting here seeing the mouse piss youve' been putting out. Except for Demon, that dudes' funny as shit and seems to have some hate for cowards like you, so that makes him all right by me even if I never heard of half the shit hes' talking about.

So my bro's bitch let me use her lap top this afternoon & Im' bored til my cowgirl chick gets off work next door so WTF. I'll dump a pile of piss on your pretty petunias, all you sorry puke losers.

Yeah my buddy was right, this bullshit just keeps on coming and its' aimed at the people that least deserve it, which is the best there ever was at chasing and storms. If they made $100 or $50 dollar bills of storm chasing, theyd' have Chuck Doswell and Rodger Edwards and Rich Thompson, Howie Bluestine and probably Gene Roden too. Damn right theyre' in Norman because thats' where all the storm knowledge is, you stupid little jack offs. Go ahead, piss on Abe Lincoln or Martin Luther King or Ghandi, thats' no different then downgrading the pioneers of storm chase knowledge, people that mean that much to how much weve' learned about storm chasing, any one of those guys got more knowledge about storms in their thrown away fingernail clippings then so called Braski, "anomynous" fag, or all the rest of you mustashe spooging pansys put together.

I thought Id' taken good care of this fake rebel bullshit with Lanny the lard ass, dime store outlaw and his bunch of Outgay Chazers when I exposed them for the chickenshit pretenders they are but I guess I was wrong. Just like roaches, more of you retards keep coming out of the same hole in the wall.

You posted that photo, I know none of you got the guts to say any of your garbage to Edwards or Doswell or even this little Fogle guy in person, much less a USMC vet like myself that can bench press all you little trolls weight at once. Here you are hiding behind some fake ass name that I saw one time on Saturday night Live? Rip off a fine tv show, I bet youre' the same thiefs that rip off other chasers photos and pass them off as yours too. Makes me glad I dont' bother having a web sight to get stole from, all I care about besides hot chicks and working out of course, is STORMS brother. I dont' need to brag how many tornados I caught or sell video like storm whores to feed some bruised little ego, I just chase. No stinking camcorders, no hundred antennas that dont' serve a purpose anyway but for show, not me. Just me, my truck and the STORMS! All that matters brother.

I dont' know what the hell this CGFD is but you seem to hate it so that make it all right in my book too. Whoever they are, long live CGFD and Demon!

Keep it coming Demon, you rule. I got to see more of that shit, its' got me laughing my ass off. I dont' have email tho, so I just got to find this web sight again sometime. I found out the Edit-find stuff is a good way to skip over the bullshit straight to the good stuff, and yours is the good stuff, hah! As for the pansys that dis the veterans at least Dickless Mc Gowan has the guts to put his name behind his spew about Doswell but its' still dead wrong and Id' love to have a person to person chat with that little dweeb too. He needs to show more respect for those that came before him and paved the way so he could chase and know what a supercell even is.

Spineless little keyboard warriors slurping down Pepsi and eating Milk Duds and french fries, thats' all you are. Youre' exactly the kind of pencil neck dweebs that guys like me used to slap the crap out of in high school, now you go off hiding behind a damn screen and all a sudden you got courage? Courage is dragging 3 wounded men in my company out of a fire fight and one of them took a mortar with his boot blown off with his foot still in it and his skin burning and melting off like a fucking candle. You dont' know what courage and honor mean. So get over yourselves dorks. Youre' useless piss ants in the scheme of things.

Any of you limp wristed latay sippers got a problem with Doswell or any of the others youre' wasting your time here, they have better things to do like learn about STORMS and chase STORMS. They wont' be reading any of this bullshit, instead you can tell it to my face if you dare. But try not to hurt your pencil neck looking up, hah! Ill' be chasing from NM at least up into Nebraska last 2 weeks of May as long as I can afford the gas and some drinks for lonely farm chicks & hot bar waitresses I always meet in these towns after the chase is over, that are always real hungry for imported beef if you know what I mean. That's why I always stay someplace free, hah! Black-n-gold Ford pickup, Super Bowl Champion PITTSBURGH STEELERS bumper sticker, no mistaking it. See me if you got the guts, hah!

I need to go. Better stuff to do real soon, thats' for damn sure! It's about time for some wang dang sweet poon tang. Not that any of you fairys know what that is. Look it up since youre' so geeked out on Goggle and the rest of that computer lookup shit.

SA

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well, if it isn't that pectorally-gifted heaver of heft, Maniac Anatoliak. How the hail are you, ya brassy mastodon of an ass-kicker? I see you've graduated from the roadside squashing of chaser dorks to mangling them verbally. Good show. You're like a silverback with a degree in interpersonal relations—witty brute force. Feel free to help yourself to the buffet. There's plenty of diced ego to go around.

As expected, the droves of impotent nutswingers have arrived to perform their special brand of trapeze. The vile thought of that actually inspires in me a small measure of pity for poor Fagski. Given what I’ve seen from this bunch, he must be painfully stretched out, what with all the shameless minions fighting for their own tract of scrote from which to hang.

Here’s a few examples of all the dumbfuckery:

“Now THAT was Dave Fogel! Maybe if you had stuck around and bitch slapped some of these asshats for us, we wouldn't have had to step in to your shoes.

By the way, I heard you got you some of that nasty fatass mrob pussy big boy!”

Who’s this Fogel dork? You think he’s The Demon? Or, even more laughably, that he can hang with me? If he owns the cojones to show up here, he’ll learn the same painful lesson that Fagski has. That is, the Demon knows no equal. If this Fogel is a cheap, second-rate ripoff of The Demon, get his ass here so I can scorch it. I don’t care how good you think he is. I’ll own him as easily as I did Fagski.

And Mrob? Sorry, Drama. Big as you claim she is, the name doesn’t even register as a blip on Demon’s radar. Plus, if she’s a bona fide Holstein as you say, no chance the Demonic One would even consider giving her a good cocking. The Demon has standards. If she's carrying around a hunk of roast beef, she ain’t getting no salami.

“R.J. used all that time and all of those big words and then someone else ends up getting credit for the post! What a waste!”

Big words? Of course they are to you, Loony, or Dandy, or whichever of the fuckwit Cheezers wrote the above. They’re only as big as your intellect is small, though. Instead of picking up that copy of Kama Sutra With Wooly Livestock, you probably should have spent the profit from last week’s harvest of possum skins on a dictionary.

And I’m RJ? That what you think? Not even close—not geographically or stylistically. You two toads need to quit freebasing. Then again, it doesn’t really matter. You’ll be equally as obtuse and imperceptive either way. That's just how the Outflaws roll.

“What the fuck was that all about? The demon definitely isn't short on obscure analogies.”

If you find them obscure, then the only thing that’s short is your capacity to 'get it'. I can see, though, how you’d perceive it that way. Clearly, the meaning flew over your pygmy powers of cognition like a potent 250 mb jet.

None of you clones have the first fucking clue of how to respond in kind. All you do is scurry to lay down a weaksauce veneer, so the even dimmer sycophants won’t notice that they’re suckling from the teat of witlessness. Collectively, you’re about as stimulating as a lecture on how the Discourses of Livy affected the constructs of 16th century utilitarianism. Ping . . . Is there even a trace of intelligent life on this slumberous blog?

“Good Job Braski. At least one member of CFDG has melted down quite nicely. That is one of the best rants from a lunatic I have seen. Give that guy some prozac. Keep up the good work BB.”

Look at you trotting out the rampant delusion. Do you think you can extract your face from Fagski’s brown eye long enough to pay attention?

See, its not overly difficult to decipher between a meltdown and a beatdown, but I’m probably expecting too much from someone who would stroke out trying to piece together a single humorous sentence.

What, did you think you could flutter in with that little peck and I might not notice? That you wouldn’t get belted around a little for it? Newsflash, dipshit, you wouldn’t know a meltdown if the in vitro potion responsible for your pointless existence had been mixed in Reactor 4 at Chernobyl.

Here’s the first step on your long road to a clue: don’t confuse an epic verbal beatdown for a Ted Kaczynski-style manifesto. It's obvious that you can’t even begin to fathom how to keep up. So you did what most JV smacksters do: you reverted to trite, illusory simplifications. Anyone with a handle on how to craft truly ego-wounding takes would recognize that immediately as the slap-and-run tactics of a very limited adversary. Just as I quickly discerned about Fagski when I realized that he pilfers his material in lieu of having what it takes to create his own.

Don’t feel bad. There aren’t many out there who can truly tee off with any degree of sustained efficacy. You’re just one more in a long line of wannabes stymied by mediocrity and less than impressive mental agility. But, hey, you figured out how to work the words ‘melted down’ and ‘lunatic’ into a sentence. If we’re training focus on pure ability, that’s huge for you. You should flaunt that small personal victory. Might help maintain your standing in the general populace of nutswingers.

Now, where the fawk is that bland emo personality behind Fagski? Did he suddenly decide that silence was in his best interest? Go figure.

You think you're the only belligerent dork in need of a thrashing, Fagski? Inconsiderate Polack bastard. There are other blog-stomping stops to make on The Demon train.
For instance, if Loony Queen weren't such a swollen vagina, he would open up his blog and face the consequences of his asstard application of the first amendment. But that's not gonna happen. Some fucking outlaw. He's got the "Out" part right. Now all he has to do is swing that closet door wide open and prance on out. And what is it that he calls himself, The Destroyer? What precisely does he destroy apart from the English language and the faith that inbreeding is on the decline? Sheeeeeit. Jesse James must be doing rotisserie in his pine.

So, let's go, Fagski. I’m primed to go Eichmann all over your tragically pussified ass. Apparently, so is that big, merciless bruiser Anatoliak. Very bad for you all around.

DoswellisGod said...

HEY GUISE YOU GOTTA ADD MR> CRAIG MAIRES NEW SLOGAN TO YOUR SITE SINCE YOU JOKE ABOUTS OL DOSWELL ALL DE TIMES!!!! LESS ALL UNIFY TOGETHER AN SHOW OURSELFS SOME BROTHERLY LOVE FOR UNKLE CHUCK!!!!

BY THE WAY I HEARD BILL BRASKY, HE GET SO MAD AT DOSWELL HE HACK INTO YAHOO DOT COM WIT HE OWN MIND POWERS, DEN TURNED DE SITE INTO ALL PICTURES OF CRAG II AND HIS GIRFRIEND WIT DEY HEADS CHANGED TO SOMEPIN ELSE AND PHOTOS OF OTHER CHASERS WIT RED CLOWN NOSES PUT ON DEY NOSE INSTEAD!!!!! DEN THE CEFG TRIED INVADIN AND BRASKY HE SAY, GET BACK TO YOUR BENCHPRESSES AND YOUR WOMEN WHILE I REALLY SHOWS UP OL DOSWELL WIT DE PHOTOSHOP TOOL!!!!

DEN FOR GOOD MEASURE BRASKY TEARS HIS OWN DICK OFF!!!! FEEDS IT TO DOSWELL IN SOME CHILI, DEN OL BRASKY GROWS ONE RIGHT BACK LIKE A SALIMANDER, CEPT ITS TWICE AS LONG AS THE FIRST AN NOW CAN FUNNEL GAS TO DE SPACE STATION IN ORBIT!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Never before has anyone used so many ten dollar words to say so little. This is what happens when mommy and daddy buy their hormonally challenged little boy (or girl, maybe?) a thesaurus for Christmas. The Weather Channel should produce a PSA warning about this form of child abuse. Sad, so sad. It's enough to make even the mighty Brasky shed a tear, even if his tears are pure ethanol.

Michael said...

There looks to be a lot of rhetoric here, and while it may have been started jokingly, there are also some hurtful things we should probably take a look at. I am glad that someone just drew it to my attention, because I would have had to deal with an added burden of anger had I read the posts as they were being written. Since it is in the past, there is just the sadness. I understand there was some talk that I may have even played a part, so I wanted to take just a minute and offer an honest observation or two.

The only real conclusion I can reach after years of seeing things like this is that there must be a gaping, un-fillable hole in the hearts of a lot of people these days. What else could motivate complete strangers to jump into something along this line? We probably owe it to ourselves to admit that it is the same motivation behind some of the sad events in our schools, or on the streets of our cities, or in the homes of our families. I've had to ask myself - what really is behind it? There is almost this feeling of desperation. Maybe it is time to be honest with ourselves and give some attention to whatever is driving it ... before something bad really does happen ... something we would indeed regret.

I have never sat with me many of you and gotten to know you. I've never been out to dinner, talked about shared experiences, listened as you told me about yourself and your family, found out the things that motivate you and make you good at the things you do. I've never had that privilege. Even though we don't know each other that way, we could ask ourselves if we would take advantage of the situation to say something painful or bring up something that would hurt. Maybe you will say that I am elitist or that I can't get the results someone else does, or that I'm a hypocrite or that I'm a stupid man. Maybe you could call me a nerd, or fat, or say that I've got some sort of mental problem. Perhaps calling me gay or a woman would help, or insult my wife or family. Maybe you could bring up something I've said or done in the past that you didn't agree with, or say that I don't belong in your circle for some other reason. If doing this and saying these things will heal whatever it is that makes life painful enough to want to share that sort of pain with others, then please get it done more quickly. Write it in your blog, or here, or on the forum you choose. Wherever you belong, you should at least be helped to feel that you really do belong there, because every man should have that sort of connection with others in his life. It is my sincere wish that the people you choose to surround yourself with will help you feel the brotherhood and sense of belonging that you need to fill the wound in your own heart, whatever it may be. Maybe your friends will commend you for being able to see themselves in you, and they can tell you what you did was a good thing, and that if they would have had the chance, they would have done the same. I truthfully hope this happens, because if it does, maybe it will help you will get to a point where you can feel whole, and free to be the person you really want to be without the need to make someone else feel inferior ... someone you have probably never shaken hands with and never looked in the eye, face to face, as men do.

And if instead you are that someone others can't seem to identify with ... the one who feels like they don't belong, or who feels bad about themselves because of something someone else has told you ... maybe you are the one who is too old - or too young, or too slow on the storms, or too fast, or your pictures just aren't quite as good, or you've made a mistake that people called to light, or maybe you are the one who everyone makes comments about, or chooses to poke fun at your poorly written letter in their blog, or fails to achieve the same level of success. You feel like the odd person out because of how you look, the way you talk, or something else that makes you different. If you are that person who just does not belong, then I would like to meet you and talk to you. Because I want to find out the things you do to cope with the burdens put on you by others and still manage to keep going anyway. You're the person I am most interested in because in learning to cope, you probably have a quality that really does set you apart and make you someone truly worth knowing. I have a feeling you really understand what it means to respect yourself and where the real qualities that makes a man comes from, and so you are the kind of person I would seek - and be proud to call a friend.

I have made many mistakes in dealing with others in the past that I regret. I have said things that I wished I wouldn't have said later. And I would like to just have the chance to apologize to anyone that I have ever done something to make them feel bad about themselves. If you are a person that I have ever done that to, then I would just like a chance to do things differently. Tell you I owe you more than that. I feel fortunate this time to be in the position of being able to look back at this blog, and many other circles of chasers on the internet, and say that lately I have been too busy being the man I love to be to have had a part. It is a feeling I wish I could share and help others feel too. The good thing is that it is never too late for any of us to man up and recognize what we might want to try to do differently from now on. It may even avert a disaster of some type.

I've included my name and email address. If you would like to talk more about it, feel free to either post or drop me a line.

Anonymous said...

"I am glad that someone just drew it to my attention, because I would have had to deal with an added burden of anger had I read the posts as they were being written."

who the fuck do u think u are? the incredible hulk? go back to what u do best whcih is being a nobody

Michael said...

I am shocked and saddened to learn that I am a nobody. Since it took a coward to draw it to my attention, you can understand if it takes some time for me to recover.

Maybe you should post some unflattering pictures of me and call me another name to teach me a lesson. Or how about tricking me into believing the prom queen wants me to ask her out. Hey ... this website would be a great made-for-teen movie.

Hopefully I'll get over your post (or future posts) soon ... wait a sec (scratching my butt) ... ok, done.

Anonymous said...

You are as insignificant to Bill Braski as the cum droppings from the condom he used to screw your momma.

Anonymous said...

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Michael said...

Been looking for those. Hope you don't mind me linking to it in my Stormtrack sig: http://stormtrack.org/forum/showthread.php?t=15787

This stuff really is getting better ... keep it coming, please.

Michael said...

Oh, and mom says to tell you hi.

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